Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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