Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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