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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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