Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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