I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
ok first of all what the fuck
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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