If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
if i died would you start the facebook group?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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