he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize
