Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I had to cum in my sink.
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