If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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