I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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