right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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