Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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