Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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