I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
3 2 1 whiskey
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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