So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
