Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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