Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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