I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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