margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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