i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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