Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my sisters under your porch take her home
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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