Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
two words...techno handjob
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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