Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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