Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
barbara walters just said penis...
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will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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