Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
