you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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