i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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