Non-Jews are for practice
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I FOUND THE LEGS
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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