It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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