I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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