OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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