the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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