he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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