I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
My dick has a subreddit
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Randomize
