I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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