Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
she smelled like a LAN party
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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