the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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