I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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