Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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