The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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