I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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