just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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