Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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