I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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