i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
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She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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