Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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