my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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