i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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