did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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