i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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