Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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