you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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