That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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