Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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