NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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