chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You can't just leave with hair like that
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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