Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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