i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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